SIR EDWARD THOMASON
by Boz, aka Peter Borrett

Lyrics

My name is Sir Edward Thomason
My name is Sir Edward Thomason

Met this innovator
in a posh part of town
dressed up to the nines
with gold medals hangin' down
he grabbed my attention
he even knew my name
he said 200 years from now
you'll be collecting what I make

My name is Sir Edward Thomason
My name is Sir Edward Thomason

Right freaky weird
I didn't know what to say
but he seemed quite ordinary
in a funny sort of way
come along young man he said
we've got some work to do
after all no slacking
here in 18 zero 2

My name is Sir Edward Thomason
My name is Sir Edward Thomason

We headed down to Church St
where he sat me in a chair
showed me patent drawings
said production's over there

I couldn't believe it
& whats more
Mathew Boulton was in the factory
& he was waving at me
Blimey!

My name is Sir Edward Thomason
My name is Sir Edward Thomason

Before you go young man
please take some souvenirs
help myself to corkscrews
I couldn't believe my ears
2 serpents, a 6 pillar
3 variants in my bag
I quickly grabbed Mathew Boulton
to see what else I could blag

My name is Sir Edward Thomason
My name is Sir Edward Thomason

Wake up Bozzy
time to get up

What!? Ooeroeeeeat!

Bozzy, time to get up

Oeeeooooh nooooo!

My name is Sir Edward Thomason
If you have a double threaded mechanical corkscrew with a weird snake or serpent head that
turns it, or an old corkscrew with six or four or three or even two pillars that you want to sell or
maybe you'd like it valued, why not drop me a line.

Peter@corkscrewsonline.com
My name is
Sir
Edward
Thomason